Saturday, August 29, 2009

85 - Funny Salman Khan & Katrina Kaif Marriage Poll

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How Much Indians thinks Indian film actor Salmaan Khan wil marry Indian Film actress Katrina Khaif.

Ans 10%
Because rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themself.


Wednesday, August 26, 2009

84 - Funny Test

AM I CUTE? TEST

Call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m Hot
Text back if i m lovable
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous.

83 - Insult with Fun

A physiological study has proved that all the fools, donkeys, monkeys used their thumbs to read the messages.

Don’t change your finger know its too late.



Monday, August 24, 2009

82 Sweet SMS

1 day God punished me,
erased my memory & asked
Do u remember Anyone now ?
I told ur name and said
Dear God
dis sweet friend is in my heart
Not in Brain.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

81 - Family Tradition

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Johnny: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher: "What about your mother?"

Johnny: "She's a woman..."

80 - AUR BHI MAJA AATA.

SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -

“BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”



ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI

NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”


Thursday, August 20, 2009

79 - Banta and Santa

The doctor told Santa singh that if he ran 8 kilometers a day for
300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa singh
called the doctor over STD to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem.
"What's the problem?"asked the doctor.


'I'm 2400 kms from home.'