75 - Sweet SMS

My mobile fell in love with ur sms, It whistles when ur sms coz, its face bcoms bright, it starts glowing. So dnt ever try 2 seperate those true lovers!

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74 - Sweet SMS

1+1=2 eyes look at u. 12+12=24 hours thinking about u. 3+4=7 days in week missing u. 1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like u

73 - Sweet SMS

The opposite of LOVE is not HATE but to AVOID. Shakespeare says If u dont love me then hate me but plz dont avoid me..

72 - Sweet SMS

For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care, For all d times u r there. U r special and beyond compare, I just wanna say TAKE CARE..

71 - Definition of a Successful Date

Definition of a successful date: 17-Burger King 25-Free Meal 35-A Diamond 48-A Bigger Diamond 66-Home Alone

70 - phone numbers

Q. Why is the book 'Women Who Love Too Much' a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers

69 - Marriage Truth

Marriage Truth: When a newly married couple smiles, every1 knows why. When a 10 yr married couple smiles, every1 wonders why.

68 - Man"s youth

Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

67 - very funny

Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. Nah, replied the mother-to-be, He and my husband don't get along

66 - Keep Busy

Q:My wife is going thro menopause. Wat can I do? A:Keep busy.If ur handy wit tools,u can finish d basement or shed; wen ur done ul hav a plce 2 live.

65 - Female Viagra

What is Female Viagra? * * * Jewellery.

64 - Why Woman live longer

Q: Why do women live longer than men? . . . A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

63 - Difference b/w Complete & Finish

Whats the difference between Complete & Finished? If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

62 - Boys room b4 marriage

Things in Boys room b4 marriage Perfumes, Love letters, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, Snaps After maarrige- Painkillers, Loan papers Unpaid bills. etc

61- Difference B/W Girl friend & Wife

Q. Difference between Girl Friend & Wife ? A. Girl Friend - Beauty, Wife - Duty. Girl Friend - Pension, Wife - Tension, Girl Friend-Yummy, Wife-Dummy, Girl Friend-Cool, Wife - Fool, Girl Friend - Fresh Cake, Wife - Earthquake

60 - Wife as a cook

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will U pay me ? Husband: I won't have to pay U, you'll get my entire insurance amount....

59 - Ultimate Thought

Ultimate thought If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one spouse is? . . . SPICE !

58 - Found a woman like mother

THE GROOM,UPON HIS ENGAGEMENT, WENT TO HIS FATHER AND SAID, I'VE FOUND A WOMAN JUST LIKE MOTHER HIS FATHER REPLIED,'SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, SYMPATHY?'

57 - After few years of marriage

While in bed after few years of marriage, its often noted that husband and wife's HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS.....

56 - Mr. Bean's Mom

Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

55 - Mr. Bean

Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

54 - Mr. Bean

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

53 -Mr. Bean

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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