48 Sweet SMS

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

47 - Sweet SMS

We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Love !

46 - Sweet SMS

We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!

45 - Sweet SMS

F: FIELD of LOVE R: ROOT ofJOy I: ISLAND of GOD E: END of SoRROW N: NAME of HOPE D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING dats YOU my FRIEND..

44 -Sweet SMS

Good friends care for each other! Close friends understand each other !But ,true friends stay forever beyond . Words... Time & distance! Happy friendship day !!

43 - Sweet SMS

A friend is like a "PILLOW",u can hug it when u r in trouble, u can cry on it when u r in pain, u can embrace it when u r happy...! Always remember I can b your PILLOW.

42 - Sweet SMS

Friendship is a promise made in the heart.... silent... unwritten... unbreakable by distance... unchangeable by time... its lovely to have u as one..!

41 - Sweet SMS

Night is longer than day for those who Dream & Day is longer than night for those Who make their Dreams come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

40 - Sweet SMS

1 chote bacche ne darwaza khola or apni didi k boyfrend ko dekh k masumiyat se bola . "Aap roz meri didi se milne aate ho, . . . AAPKI APNI didi nai hai?

39 - Sweet sms

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

38 - Robber & Clerk

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

37 Difference B/W Kiss, Car & Monkey

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

36 - Ha Ha Ha

hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi hihihihihihihihihihihihihi hohohohohohohohohohohohoh ohohoho nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

35- Teacher & Child

A Child Never Seen His Hips. One Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips. He Come To Home & See In The Mirror & Say stupid teacher....made its two parts

34-Love and Kiss

Life is nothing without LOVE, Love is emotion & Kiss is practical, don’t get emotional, dear just be practical So STOP loving and START Kissing.

33-Lost wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

32-A sinking ship

A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.

31-difference b/w secretary & private secretary

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

30-woman's pray

A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

29- man's best friend.

Dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

28-Just do it

A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?" Joe answered the correct airline. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?" Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty. "Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And John answered, "Mom."

27-owl

Angry father to his son: Have you ever seen an owl? Child: (Luking down) No... Father: Don't look down. Look at me.

26-teacher and child

Teacher ask: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Child: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

25-answer of difficult question

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.