Thursday, August 13, 2009

78 - 10 Kg in Week

Santaa: Did u hear a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 10 Kgs in a week.

Banta : That's impossible. Whose baby?

Santa: An elephant's.



77 - Past Tense

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense!

76 - Sweet SMS

wonderful combinations in dis world..

heart and beats..
night and moon...
music and songs...
rose and love....
fish and water...

my costly sms and ur free smile