5

A sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour. Somebody asked - sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya? sardar - hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi

4

yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit Woman: Yes, An Amazing Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

3rd

A boy takes his girlfriend on a date. They went to a coffee shop and they ordered coffee. The boy told to his girlfriend, “Drink quickly before it gets cold.” Girlfriend asked with surprise, “Why?” The boy replied, “Don’t u see, Hot cofee is for $ 5 and cold cofee for $10 !”

2nd

Teacher : Santa yeh batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai? Santa : Teen madam Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao. Santa : Madam, Maine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hoon aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

1st

Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building. He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him. So he approached Banta and asked, “What are you doing?” When he told the answer, the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted. “How many have you counted?” Banta said ten and gave the man twenty rupees. Walking away Banta was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man for he had counted twenty.

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya” Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”

Santa: Why didn’t you marry? Banta: I was searching for an ideal match. Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl? Banta: I found one. Santa: Then? Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa liya.. Friend : Woh kaisey? Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.” Nine hands went up. “Why didn’t you put your hand up?” he asked the tenth man. “Feeling too much lazy”, came the reply.

A car owner taking interview of a driver and finally he told, “OK. you are selected and you will get $ 2000 as starting salary.” The driver answered, “You are great Sir ! For starting if $2000 then for driving how much sir?

A girl introduces her boy friend to his father, “Dad I told you about him.” Father asked the boy, “So,you wanna become my son-in-law?” The boy replied, “Not really sir, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!”