85 - Funny Salman Khan & Katrina Kaif Marriage Poll

How Much Indians thinks Indian film actor Salmaan Khan wil marry Indian Film actress Katrina Khaif. Ans 10% Because rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themself.

84 - Funny Test

AM I CUTE? TEST Call, if i m cute miss call, if i m Hot Text back if i m lovable Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous.

83 - Insult with Fun

A physiological study has proved that all the fools, donkeys, monkeys used their thumbs to read the messages. Don’t change your finger know its too late.

82 Sweet SMS

1 day God punished me, erased my memory & asked Do u remember Anyone now ? I told ur name and said Dear God dis sweet friend is in my heart Not in Brain.

81 - Family Tradition

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !" Johnny: "It's a family tradition". Teacher: "What do you mean?" Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher: "What about your mother?" Johnny: "She's a woman..."

80 - AUR BHI MAJA AATA.

SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA - “BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.” ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”

79 - Banta and Santa

The doctor told Santa singh that if he ran 8 kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa singh called the doctor over STD to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor. 'I'm 2400 kms from home.'

78 - 10 Kg in Week

Santaa: Did u hear a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 10 Kgs in a week. Banta : That's impossible. Whose baby? Santa: An elephant's.

77 - Past Tense

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense!

76 - Sweet SMS

wonderful combinations in dis world.. heart and beats.. night and moon... music and songs... rose and love.... fish and water... my costly sms and ur free smile

75 - Sweet SMS

My mobile fell in love with ur sms, It whistles when ur sms coz, its face bcoms bright, it starts glowing. So dnt ever try 2 seperate those true lovers!

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74 - Sweet SMS

1+1=2 eyes look at u. 12+12=24 hours thinking about u. 3+4=7 days in week missing u. 1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like u

73 - Sweet SMS

The opposite of LOVE is not HATE but to AVOID. Shakespeare says If u dont love me then hate me but plz dont avoid me..

72 - Sweet SMS

For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care, For all d times u r there. U r special and beyond compare, I just wanna say TAKE CARE..

71 - Definition of a Successful Date

Definition of a successful date: 17-Burger King 25-Free Meal 35-A Diamond 48-A Bigger Diamond 66-Home Alone

70 - phone numbers

Q. Why is the book 'Women Who Love Too Much' a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers

69 - Marriage Truth

Marriage Truth: When a newly married couple smiles, every1 knows why. When a 10 yr married couple smiles, every1 wonders why.

68 - Man"s youth

Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

67 - very funny

Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. Nah, replied the mother-to-be, He and my husband don't get along