37 Difference B/W Kiss, Car & Monkey

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

36 - Ha Ha Ha

hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi hihihihihihihihihihihihihi hohohohohohohohohohohohoh ohohoho nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

35- Teacher & Child

A Child Never Seen His Hips. One Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips. He Come To Home & See In The Mirror & Say stupid teacher....made its two parts

34-Love and Kiss

Life is nothing without LOVE, Love is emotion & Kiss is practical, don’t get emotional, dear just be practical So STOP loving and START Kissing.

33-Lost wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

32-A sinking ship

A ship was sinking. Captain: Does any one know how to pray? A priest comes forward and says he can pray. Captain: Ok priest, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket as we are one jacket short.

31-difference b/w secretary & private secretary

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR