56 - Mr. Bean's Mom

Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

55 - Mr. Bean

Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

54 - Mr. Bean

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

53 -Mr. Bean

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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52 - Message for Handsome and Beautiful

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51 - Sweet SMS

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?