61- Difference B/W Girl friend & Wife

Q. Difference between Girl Friend & Wife ? A. Girl Friend - Beauty, Wife - Duty. Girl Friend - Pension, Wife - Tension, Girl Friend-Yummy, Wife-Dummy, Girl Friend-Cool, Wife - Fool, Girl Friend - Fresh Cake, Wife - Earthquake

60 - Wife as a cook

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will U pay me ? Husband: I won't have to pay U, you'll get my entire insurance amount....

59 - Ultimate Thought

Ultimate thought If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one spouse is? . . . SPICE !

58 - Found a woman like mother

THE GROOM,UPON HIS ENGAGEMENT, WENT TO HIS FATHER AND SAID, I'VE FOUND A WOMAN JUST LIKE MOTHER HIS FATHER REPLIED,'SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, SYMPATHY?'

57 - After few years of marriage

While in bed after few years of marriage, its often noted that husband and wife's HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS.....

56 - Mr. Bean's Mom

Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

55 - Mr. Bean

Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.