Thursday, August 6, 2009

65 - Female Viagra

What is Female Viagra?

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Jewellery.

64 - Why Woman live longer

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

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A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

63 - Difference b/w Complete & Finish

Whats the difference between Complete & Finished?

If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

62 - Boys room b4 marriage

Things in Boys
room b4 marriage

Perfumes,
Love letters,
Gifts,
F'shp bands,
Cards,
Snaps

After maarrige-
Painkillers,
Loan papers
Unpaid bills.
etc

61- Difference B/W Girl friend & Wife

Q. Difference between Girl Friend & Wife ?

A. Girl Friend - Beauty, Wife - Duty.

Girl Friend - Pension, Wife - Tension,

Girl Friend-Yummy, Wife-Dummy,

Girl Friend-Cool, Wife - Fool,

Girl Friend - Fresh Cake, Wife - Earthquake

60 - Wife as a cook

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make
the food myself for a month, what will
U pay me ?


Husband: I won't have to pay U, you'll
get my entire insurance amount....

59 - Ultimate Thought

Ultimate thought

If more than one mouse is mice,
then more than one spouse is?


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SPICE !