24-Banks slogan

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

23-santa banta

Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga? Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

22-The Secret o Longetivity

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk. "Gentlemen, I have been walking in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

21th-teache 7 student

Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him? Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

20th-husband & wife

A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife. He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky. Husband thinks: She must have reached there.

19th-Breakfail

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car? Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

18th-Salary Expected

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: YES