79 - Banta and Santa

The doctor told Santa singh that if he ran 8 kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa singh called the doctor over STD to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor. 'I'm 2400 kms from home.'

78 - 10 Kg in Week

Santaa: Did u hear a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 10 Kgs in a week. Banta : That's impossible. Whose baby? Santa: An elephant's.

77 - Past Tense

Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? Student: Obviously it is the past tense!

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